[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/zerty-se-stranou-stranou\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/zerty-se-stranou-stranou\/","headline":"\u017derty se stranou stranou","name":"\u017derty se stranou stranou","description":"Vy star\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 budete tyto vtipy zn\u00e1t. Vy mlad\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e ne. Ale a\u0165 u\u017e je tomu jakkoliv, strefovaly se tyto v\u00a0minulosti do t\u011bch, na jejich\u017e adresu se vtipkovat rozhodn\u011b...","datePublished":"2024-07-27","dateModified":"2024-07-27","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/093836c6bc976bea6a4c3cd39f9136c261430c33201aa865249fef2be34e3fdb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/093836c6bc976bea6a4c3cd39f9136c261430c33201aa865249fef2be34e3fdb?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"vavrac.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pp_3.png","url":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pp_3.png","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/zerty-se-stranou-stranou\/","about":["Politika"],"wordCount":438,"articleBody":"Vy star\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 budete tyto vtipy zn\u00e1t. Vy mlad\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e ne. Ale a\u0165 u\u017e je tomu jakkoliv, strefovaly se tyto v\u00a0minulosti do t\u011bch, na jejich\u017e adresu se vtipkovat rozhodn\u011b nevypl\u00e1celo. A proto jsme sice takov\u00e9 a podobn\u00e9 vt\u00edpky znali, ale to navzdory tomu, \u017ee se nikde nahlas ne\u0159\u00edkaly.\u00a0Mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00edte, jak do\u0161lo k\u00a0tomu, \u017ee byl na konci socialistick\u00e9 \u00e9ry zvolen za gener\u00e1ln\u00edho tajemn\u00edka komunistick\u00e9 strany soudruh Jake\u0161. Podle vtipu k\u00a0tomu do\u0161lo tak, \u017ee kdy\u017e p\u0159i\u0161el \u010das volby, v\u0161ichni vol\u00edc\u00ed drmolili: \u201eK\u00e9\u017e j\u00e1, k\u00e9\u017e j\u00e1, k\u00e9\u017e j\u00e1, k\u00e9\u0161\u2026\u00a0Jake\u0161em ale ony socialistick\u00e9 \u010dasy neza\u010daly. P\u0159ed n\u00edm jsme tu m\u011bli za gener\u00e1ln\u00edho tajemn\u00edka strany a a\u017e do konce komunistick\u00e9 \u00e9ry za prezidenta soudruha Hus\u00e1ka. A na adresu toho se t\u0159eba vtipkovalo o tom, jak se vsadil s\u00a0americk\u00fdm prezidentem, kdo m\u00e1 v\u011brn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho t\u011blesn\u00e9ho str\u00e1\u017ece. Americk\u00fd prezident tedy tomu sv\u00e9mu p\u0159ik\u00e1zal, aby sko\u010dil z\u00a0okna, co\u017e byla jist\u00e1 smrt, a v\u00a0posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli ho zarazil s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee ho nem\u016f\u017ee nechat sko\u010dit, proto\u017ee m\u00e1 doma \u017eenu a dv\u011b d\u011bti. Na\u010de\u017e dostal stejn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edkaz Hus\u00e1k\u016fv bodyguard, kter\u00fd z\u00a0onoho okna bez rozm\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed vysko\u010dil. Proto\u017ee m\u011bl doma \u017eenu a dv\u011b d\u011bti.A proto\u017ee tito na\u0161i mocn\u00ed vl\u00e1dli coby loutky Sov\u011btsk\u00e9ho svazu, vtipkovalo se i o t\u00e9to zemi. Kterak Bre\u017en\u011bv vodil po Kremlu zahrani\u010dn\u00ed delegaci, ukazoval j\u00ed dary, kter\u00e9 sov\u011bt\u0161t\u00ed st\u00e1tn\u00edci dostali od zahrani\u010dn\u00edch d\u00e1rc\u016f, a u ka\u017ed\u00e9ho dodal: \u201eTo je z\u00a0\u010ceskoslovenska.\u201c A kdy\u017e kdosi z\u00a0delegace utrousil, \u017ee ti \u010cechoslov\u00e1ci mus\u00ed b\u00fdt opravdu p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 SSSR, odv\u011btil: \u201eTo mus\u00ed, to mus\u00ed!\u201c\u00a0Prost\u011b se i tehdy na adresu na\u0161ich mocn\u00fdch vtipkovalo. A m\u011blo to jen jeden z\u00e1drhel. Kdyby n\u011bkdo podobn\u011b vtipkoval nahlas, odsk\u00e1kal by si to. A to \u0161eredn\u011b. Podobn\u00ed nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 st\u00e1tu a re\u017eimu se vyhazovali ze \u0161kol a pr\u00e1ce, a n\u011bkdy i h\u016f\u0159.\u00a0A proto je mi smutno, kdy\u017e dnes vid\u00edm, kolik lid\u00ed po on\u011bch \u010dasech teskn\u00ed. Kolik by jich r\u00e1do vym\u011bnilo dne\u0161n\u00ed situaci, kdy si m\u016f\u017eeme \u0159\u00edkat v\u0161e, co chceme, a vtipkovat i o t\u011bch nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch, za \u201asmr\u00e1dek, ale tepl\u00ed\u010dko\u2018 tehdej\u0161\u00edho zvrhl\u00e9ho politick\u00e9ho syst\u00e9mu.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.6\/5 - (12 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"\u017derty se stranou stranou","item":"https:\/\/www.vavrac.cz\/zerty-se-stranou-stranou\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]